Am I sure about this..

Don't ask me why, but I decided to join LDS singles. It was one of those crazy things that I did after turning 24. Adrian sent me that scary picture to try to convince me it was a bad idea. I'm not married yet (it's only been a week), but it has been a very entertaining experience. Where else could you meet people with great screen-names like Loveisnow, babycakes82, teddybear1299, topnotchldsguy, singlevagabond, unblvbl, blingblingRM, eternityatstake (this one is my favorite). Man, I thought my screen-name stephanieann84 was original, but obviously I need to step it up.


Things get even more exciting when you get to send someone a "virtual flirt." Obviously the amateurs start small sending small things like "hi", or maybe a "smile, " but the pros use the the big stuff like "you're cute" or "wink-wink." I'm sure that you can tell by now that sending the right flirt to the right person is not easy and comes with lots and lots of practice. Who knows maybe one day I'll get a "let's meet." I can only dream!


While I am waiting for my own personal You've Got Mail love connection to happen, I will just have to entertain myself reading great profiles like this one.....(read the highlighted parts, they're my favorite) No joke this is someones real profile. He sounds like a winner!!!!!



----TOP TEN REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH ME----
10. If we get married and i die, you get to keep all my stuff.
9. The resurrection doesn't mean much to me - I've already got the perfect body, I'm just waiting on my glory.
8. I need someone to help me through life. My ADD is getting so bad that sometimes i can't finish a sentence without
7. I'm an eagle scout, i'm safe, and moms like me. On our dates, i'll even give you a complimentary can of mace to make you feel comfortable.
6. On my mission, i baptized a Jehovah's Witness missionary. (C'mon, you have to admit that is pretty cool. That has to count for something).
5. My mom says i'm a catch.
4. If you reject me, i'll get depressed, develop an eating disorder, die and come back as a ghost and haunt you and moan every time you try to use the restroom.
3. I'M THE BAG OF CHIPS! I have a motorcycle, drive a convertible, i played college football, and i'm working towards a 6 figure career. (i know what all you women really want deep down)
2. You know that diamond in the rough you've been looking for? That one perfect guy amongst all of these online losers? Well guess what? I MET HIM! And he taught me some way cool stuff.
1. Im an all around great guy! just ask my parole officer.

Hey, I'm more than just a pretty face! I'm also a student in Borem (Orem) Utah and i like hanging out, having fun and meeting people. Summer is here and i wanna get out and have fun but need to meet someone cool. Ive decided to swallow some serious pride and try this online thing. If it worked for one of my best friends, it can work for me. So if you wanna do something sometime, give me a shout. I'm easy going and pretty much get along with anyone, even democrats. Intelligent and adventurous people preferred, no Yankees fans or i'll stab you.
To tell you more about myself: I'm 6' 250 pds. and spend too much, yet not enough time in the gym. Blonde hair, brown eyes. You wouldn't guess but i can run very very fast. I am very religious and have a sincere side but don't always wear my religion on my sleeve (at least not online). I found thee coolest career on the planet and am working towards that. If we get married, i'll be able pay for all the dumb pairs of shoes you want. Really, go nuts.
My hobbies are pretty simple: anything fun and active especially when they're with friends. I play football, basketball, softball, volleyball and indoor soccer. I somehow enjoy country swing dancing. Also, intelligent conversation is awesome fun. - (the jock part of me and the nerd part of me often times quarrel. The jock part usually shoves the nerd part in the trash can.) BUT above all i love my family, friends and i love meeting new people.
What i'm lookin for: someone who is LAID BACK and wants to have fun tomorrow more then they want to get married by tomorrow. Someone with no children and never married. Someone intelligent and fun and who cares more about people than social protocol.
Sorry I'm not better looking. We can go on dates in the dark if you want.

I know what you're thinking....WHY? It's just too entertaining not to.